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Cowboy Doctor

by Karrot Kake

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1.
Intro 00:43
2.
What's the story of Cowboy Doctor? "Step into my office, pardner" Where'd he get his PhD? In the desert riding probably Give me pill for worm infection Cowboy Doctor, he's the greatest
3.
Strays 02:29
So big, so pure yellow eyes and spotted fur fluffy mane and fluffy toes in your brother's arms; golden curls who will feed all the neighborhood strays hear them running my way It must be putrid in that Mississippi desert I drove down south because she said come and get her The windows are the eyes of your house, yeah I look on it and I figure it out, yeah and who'll feed all the neighborhood strays I hear them running my way Sweating the little things, falling behind sweet little notes in the margin lines I'm so sick of being here all the time you said you're so sick of being alive, it's fine but no one's stopping you from running away
4.
Juniper 03:04
The tallest building in my county is 7 stories high It's where I go for student loans I think that takes away the magic Juniper, oh Juniper, what is my name Juniper, I saw you around in the heat of the day can you tell me what's great you'll be shouting "heat wave, heat wave coming" when the heat wave comes the rising degrees and the heads in the trees and throttling anger Juniper, oh Juniper, what is my name Juniper, I saw you around in the heat of the day can you tell me what's great Spirit bless the Seneca nation Spirit hold me for examination I'm clean... I think God I love that Seneca nation Spirit take me to that good old reservation Juniper, oh Juniper, what is my name Juniper, I saw you around in the heat of the day can you tell me what's great
5.
Sunshines 03:59
They say "get off your goddamn phones and appreciate the natural things" But I've seen so many sunshines and it's starting to get to me And when the world turns vaguely dull and I ask you what's the point of it all I don't want no sun to shine, I don't want reminders that I am alive The grass is always greener when there's no pesticides Let it all grow wild with the clovers and the chives I feel like calling my dad back, but I'm not calling my dad back
6.
Senecas 02:37
When they turn off the porch light and I catch it off your retinas hey kid, you and I are so close we finish each other's Senecas I feel like I'm floating through the roof whenever I'm with you space particles and nebulas, but we'll have time for a cigarette or two I trust that you'll stop me when I babble ad nauseum and bum me some of your smokes specifically Senecas when they all pour out and I catch it off your retinas hey kid, you and I are so close you can finish my Senecas
7.
Weather Song 02:49
How does God coexist with evil? Is there any reason for weather like this? display his head up on my mantle the wind bites and it's made of pure evilness Rain up above inside of the clouds Repeat to myself, "feet on the ground" Am I speaking out loud? Do you think they hear me? The devil controls the weather he'll influence the air have you ever seen a tornado? (no) well, if you did, he put it there Rain up above inside of the clouds Repeat to myself, "feet on the ground" Am I speaking out loud? Do you think they hear me? And I can see electrons, baby moving much more clearly towards your face today And how does one communicate with another? Why is it so hard for me to get my point across? They say it all depends on the weather The neighbors hate me, they hear me screaming screaming loudly, he must be dreaming...
8.
Be Calm 03:11
Wolfgang, Wolfgang be calm my son be calm my charming gun color scheme all brown and green then I awoke with powder for teeth My reach, my salt, my son don't listen to the words of some for it will be over before it's even begun (woo) I'd rather not start the show I'd rather be holed up at home defeat come calm, come clean it's a wager either way You don't even trust me baby ain't even come around here lately we could have a timeshare maybe is going with my instincts crazy? I'll teach you how to be calm if you show me how to have fun up there on a different plane high up enough to drive Aladdin sane. you don't even trust me going with my...adjustment we don't even something I don't even, AHH!
9.
Contact High 02:35
thank you for letting me use your bed for conflict resolution and emotional stress and in your attic which is no longer an attic I can find you in two moods, either passion or panic You say the sky is in flames and if I squint at my blinds I can see a red fringe coming in from outside Sticking round for the contact high so in the long run you'll probably be fine I'll blow the smoke into your mouth if that's what you would prefer And I should start avoiding people when they give me bad vibes And I'm skipping chem and going for a walk because it feels right but it's so damn cold My favorite time to get high: Sunday at 12, Monday at 3 and at the present time I'm gonna be 40 living alone, writing a one man show and planning to go on the road Sticking round for the contact high so in the long run you'll probably be fine You'll probably be fine My favorite time to get high, when you're back in town when my life ain't a mess or just some other time And I'm getting tired of living alone writing a one man show and planning to go on the road
10.
I hate the sound the motorcycles makes when they come around roaring down my street, clocking record speed, it happens all the time And I hate the heat in conjunction with the blacktop below my feet It's crawling over me like centipedes, up and down my spine There's a girl I know who talks to me the way I talk to animals Not a clue, no, not a clue I have no enemies, I think y'all could learn a thing or two from me When they make me king, you will all disagree and I will set the record straight Once again I find myself in a two-bird-one-stone scenario look at me go, look at me go Getting nervous that the sound of sirens is normal but that's probably an ambulance my friend [unintelligible]
11.
Hey, I'm a crossover success and I'm Jesus shooting heroin and I'm looking for my lucky stars can you tell me where the hell they are? At heart I'm just a 15 year old kid free lunch in his stomach not giving a shit My neighbor Gary's often off his meds he comes around and I just ain't having none of it but look at her going straight for the jugular I wanted to host late night TV so I read those books and I came clean Conservative fathers and communist daughters and arrogant assholes they're all coming tomorrow Mother nature spit on me Hail or snow or rain or sleet Mother nature pinned me down said is there anything else I need to know about? but look at her going straight for the jugular "Dismiss the genders, we don't need them anymore" Colin said this to me and he threw up on the floor
12.
No Drummers 03:06
I don't know why I got my hopes up, there ain't no drummers in Fredonia Nobody's gonna pay to see two sad-sack guys lacking intensity In Cuba they just hang their criminals, no questions asked and I'm not quite sure what you're telling me this for but hey, no questions asked And I heard a rumor I heard a rumor but I shoulda let it slide, I shoulda kept my mind So why'd you put locks on all the doors if no one's ever broken in before? you do what you want and we'll leave you be behind your walled-up gated off communities We do what we want, we keep the doors unlocked and we're just thankful for a place where we can sleep And I heard a rumor I heard a rumor and i should have not even paid attention.
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Outro 00:23

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O! Crap, we're back...and a Big Thank You too Will Snell for permission to use his voicemails as bookends to this story.
you're gonna have to hold onto your ostriches because
we're going to tell you a lot about this cowboy doctor guy (big ol' hat like suit of armor...)

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released September 29, 2017

Karrot Kake is Kale Mendez-DeMello, Jon Fridmann and Mike Fridmann

Kale: Vocals, guitar, bass on "Be Calm", kazoo, booklet art
Jon: Drums, trombone, percussion, background vocals, recording
Mike: Bass, synths, drum machines, mixing, recording, layout

All songs written by Kale Mendez-DeMello
Cover art by Ed Mendez

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